SPAM ALERT!

Some of the spam mail we get here at Rumblespoon is just too funny!

            Scheme = Bad!

We’re a group of volunteers and opening a brand new scheme in our community. Your website offered us with useful information to work on. You have performed a formidable activity and our whole group will be grateful to you.

 

The most informative spam mail….EVER!

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Don’t ask, and you shall receive!

I’m? not askin you to like this post or anything, I just want a a chance to get some attention cause I invest a hell of a lot in to music so you get the best possible from me, it’s not just a hobby, it’s my life..

 

Thus concludes our spamation for this week (wait, did I just create a new phrase?!…..Spamation!!…tm! lol)

 

Your spam lovin pal,

Dwaine

 

 

 

New Avengers Trailer HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!

Check it out, let us know what you think!

NEW…Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance Featurette!

Check it out…this one may ACTUALLY be good!

Comic Reveiw: Thief Of Thieves #1

Written by Nick Spencer with story by Robert Kirkman, and art by Shawn Martinbrough, Thief of Thieves was a surprisingly refreshing tale of a man trying to lay claim to a family he’s lost along the way.

Sound familar Mr. Ice Cream?!

Anywho, Conrad Paulson — aka Redmond — is a master thief who exists in a criminal world filled seedy people, who all seem to have a secret or two…they are criminals after all! Redmond decides he wants out, and that’s the basis for this story, which seems to have great promise and a fun style of artwork to it, thanks to Shawn Martinbrough.

Reading this story, I couldn’t help but feel that Nick Spencer was channeling Cary Grant.

Not “THAT” Cary Grant!

OK, that’s better!

There isn’t much to go on in this first issue, but we are given the basics, along with an interesting back-story between Redmond and Celia…basically how they met.

Thief of Thieves is light, fresh, and fun…what more can you ask for with a quick $2.99 read from image comics!

Cheers from your comic pal,

Donnie Drama

Mad Balls: Escape from Orb…..The Retro Review!

Ahhh, remember the days of genius marketing towards children? Yes, it’s still around, much like a roach that hangs out in your sink at night, but it’s just not the same. G.I. Joe, Transformers, and even My Little Pony were all action figures, then cartoons or visa versa. They were the juggernauts, the successful ones that every toy company wanted to have or were hoping to build in the future. Some were a complete success, like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, while others, well they left you wondering if the makers were Mad…or, MAD BALLS!

 (Product placement!)

Back in the mid-1980’s, the Madballs were a series of foam, bouncing, rubber balls that attempted to cash in on kid’s love for sports and gross-out humor (Ex. Garbage Pail Kids).

I tried this on my brother once…back when I had a brother. Sigh…

Screamin Meemie, Dusty, Freakela, Horn Head, Skip, and Skull Face were just a few of the Mad Balls you could collect and trade with friends…I guess. So the geniuses behind their marketing thought, gee, let’s make a movie about them and make billions of dollars, which would now be more valuable as Yen, but you get the point.

They actually MADE THIS!

So the movie is a bit weird…to say the least. The planet Orb was run by bouncing balls, much like today’s goverments, who loved their home and their lives. The planet was monitored and kept safe by the happy society which they loved and treasured dearly, that is until the  Bad Balls, yes, the Bad Balls. Commander Wolf Breath and his Bad Balls came to the planet orb looking for world domination, and a place very similar to their rubbery-balled existance! What these Bad Balls ended up getting, was the boot, as some of the Mad Balls developed arms and legs…yep, for no damn good reason!

To make this story even worse, the whole plot was the Bad Balls trying to take music away from  the Mad Balls. Yep, it was genius!

sigh

So to prevent this music-genocide from happening, the Mad Balls RUN AWAY?! Yes, you heard me right, they run to the planet earth, where they crash land on stage of some concert. (Strange, but hey, it could happen! Right? Right?!) But the Bad Balls have followed them to Earth, and want  them back! Why? Ahh, who cares at this point, you’re prolly already a vegetable! Freakella, tired of being called a mop-head by the Bad Balls, screams so loud, she knocks them back to their home planet, and the Mad Balls live happily ever after….Christ!

So to end this review, I’m leaving you  with a special surprise…the MOVIE!   Enjoy…MUAHAHHAAHAHAHA!

Your Retro Pal,

Lunchbox Louie!

What we’re working on in the Editing Room!

Here’s a taste of what we’re working on in the Editing Room for the Blue Beetle Web Series!

DC’S NEW 52- REVIEW- Justice League Dark #4

Written by Peter Milligan, Justice League Dark has officially become bland and a bit too “off” for me to enjoy it any longer. It’s a sad day, because I had such high hopes for this one! With a cast like Zatanna, DeadMan, and John Constantine, you’d think things would be dark, yet magical and amazing, but it’s really just all convoluted and boring. I’m sad to say that I’m officially dumping this title like last year’s prom date!

Um, it’s me, not you!

With that, I bid a fond farewell to anything written by Peter Milligan (I also dumped Rage of the Red Lanterns last month).

Your comics pal,

Donnie Drama

GOODBYE FABIAN!!!!

After launching the “New 52” title, Legion Lost, Fabian Nicieza is leaving after February’s issue #6. As Newsarama reported earlier today, he’ll be replaced by Tom DeFalco.

According to Nicieza, he is still under contract with DC and intends to write again for the publisher — but his current time constraints keep him from dedicating the level of commitment required for a brand new team book like Legion Lost.

While that is Fabian’s side of the story, I FIRMLY believe he was tired of receiving my emails, letters and scathing blog comments…..GOOD RIDDANCE!  😉

Protecting the integrity of comic books everywhere,

Donnie Drama

Filming on THE CASE has WRAPPED!!!!

To Celebrate, I’ve included a little clip from one of the scenes…enjoy 🙂

DC’S NEW 52- Batman #5 REVIEW

Batman is in trouble, and  the court of owls are on the hunt!

 Issue 5 picks up with Batman, stuck in a maze for almost 8 days, drinking from a fountain he knows to be poison, just to survive! What follows is a trippy take on a comic I have not seen before. Now maybe I’m a novice at expression within comics, but having pages go from reading left to right, to up and down to right and left, is quite a method to get you to experience Bruce’s madness.

This guy knows what I’m talking about!

What happens on the last page will shock and amaze, as we are left with a hell of a cliff-hanger for an ending!

If you’re not reading this book, you need to find a way to get it! I sugguest purchasing it, as other methods are a bit risky!

Peter was fired, but still wanted his comics…what to do, what to do?

Your comics pal,

Donnie Drama